# Ryan Reynolds: Reynolds predicted win-loss records for all 32 teams, playoff seeding for both conferences, several league-leader player predictions, and picked the Bengals to beat the Cowboys in the Super Bowl. **Claimed:** Sep 5, 2023 **Pundit:** Ryan Reynolds — https://missedtakes.co/pundits/ryan-reynolds **Outlet:** The 33rd Team — https://missedtakes.co/outlets/the-33rd-team **How it reached us:** published in writing **Original:** https://www.the33rdteam.com/2023-nfl-record-predictions-win-loss-projections-for-every-team/ 66 checkable claims — 32 season win totals, 14 playoff picks, 8 division winners, 6 positional finishes, 2 conference champions, 2 seeding, byes and home field, 1 award pick and 1 super bowl pick — each graded on its own rather than as one all-or-nothing bet. It names 38 players and teams, each linked to their own record. All 66 have settled, averaging 47.7 out of 100, against 55.6 for a naive guess at the same calls. > Super Bowl Prediction: Bengals over Cowboys *(their words, quoted for attribution)* ## The claims - **Cincinnati Bengals to win the division** - Kind: Division Winners · About: Cincinnati Bengals - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **San Francisco 49ers to take the top seed** - Kind: Seeding, Byes and Home Field · About: San Francisco 49ers - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **San Francisco 49ers to win the division** - Kind: Division Winners · About: San Francisco 49ers - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Jacksonville Jaguars to win the division** - Kind: Division Winners · About: Jacksonville Jaguars - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Kansas City Chiefs to win the division** - Kind: Division Winners · About: Kansas City Chiefs - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Detroit Lions to win the division** - Kind: Division Winners · About: Detroit Lions - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Cincinnati Bengals to reach the Super Bowl** - Kind: Conference Champions · About: Cincinnati Bengals - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Dallas Cowboys to reach the Super Bowl** - Kind: Conference Champions · About: Dallas Cowboys - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **New Orleans Saints to win the division** - Kind: Division Winners · About: New Orleans Saints - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **New York Jets to win the division** - Kind: Division Winners · About: New York Jets - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Dallas Cowboys to win the division** - Kind: Division Winners · About: Dallas Cowboys - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Jacksonville Jaguars to take the top seed** - Kind: Seeding, Byes and Home Field · About: Jacksonville Jaguars - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Micah Parsons to finish top 1 at his position, by sacks** - Kind: Positional Finishes · About: Micah Parsons, Dallas Cowboys - Verdict: scored 83.33 out of 100, against 91.67 for a naive guess - **Micah Parsons to win Defensive Player of the Year** - Kind: Award Picks · About: Micah Parsons, Dallas Cowboys - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Ja'Marr Chase to finish top 1 at his position, by receiving tds** - Kind: Positional Finishes · About: Ja'Marr Chase, Cincinnati Bengals - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Joe Burrow to finish top 1 at his position, by passing tds** - Kind: Positional Finishes · About: Joe Burrow, Cincinnati Bengals - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Tampa Bay Buccaneers to finish with 3 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 85 for a naive guess - **Cincinnati Bengals to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: Cincinnati Bengals - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Denver Broncos to finish with 8 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Denver Broncos - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 75 for a naive guess - **New England Patriots to finish with 7 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: New England Patriots - Verdict: scored 40 out of 100, against 15 for a naive guess - **Las Vegas Raiders to finish with 4 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Las Vegas Raiders - Verdict: scored 20 out of 100, against 85 for a naive guess - **Buffalo Bills to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: Buffalo Bills - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Los Angeles Chargers to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: Los Angeles Chargers - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Dallas Cowboys to finish with 12 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Dallas Cowboys - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 65 for a naive guess - **Kansas City Chiefs to finish with 12 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Kansas City Chiefs - Verdict: scored 80 out of 100, against 95 for a naive guess - **Baltimore Ravens to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: Baltimore Ravens - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Cleveland Browns to finish with 9 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Cleveland Browns - Verdict: scored 60 out of 100, against 35 for a naive guess - **Dallas Cowboys to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: Dallas Cowboys - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **New Orleans Saints to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: New Orleans Saints - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Miami Dolphins to finish with 10 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Miami Dolphins - Verdict: scored 80 out of 100, against 55 for a naive guess - **Kansas City Chiefs to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: Kansas City Chiefs - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Philadelphia Eagles to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: Philadelphia Eagles - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Nick Chubb to finish top 1 at his position, by rushing yards** - Kind: Positional Finishes · About: Nick Chubb, Cleveland Browns - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Seattle Seahawks to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: Seattle Seahawks - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **San Francisco 49ers to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: San Francisco 49ers - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Atlanta Falcons to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: Atlanta Falcons - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Detroit Lions to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: Detroit Lions - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Detroit Lions to finish with 10 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Detroit Lions - Verdict: scored 60 out of 100, against 35 for a naive guess - **Arizona Cardinals to finish with 2 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Arizona Cardinals - Verdict: scored 60 out of 100, against 55 for a naive guess - **Washington Commanders to finish with 6 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Washington Commanders - Verdict: scored 60 out of 100, against 15 for a naive guess - **Philadelphia Eagles to finish with 11 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Philadelphia Eagles - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 95 for a naive guess - **Indianapolis Colts to finish with 4 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Indianapolis Colts - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 45 for a naive guess - **Cincinnati Bengals to win the Super Bowl** - Kind: Super Bowl Picks · About: Cincinnati Bengals - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **San Francisco 49ers to finish with 12 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: San Francisco 49ers - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 75 for a naive guess - **Amon-Ra St. Brown to finish top 1 at his position, by receptions** - Kind: Positional Finishes · About: Amon-Ra St. Brown, Detroit Lions - Verdict: scored 83.33 out of 100, against 83.33 for a naive guess - **Jacksonville Jaguars to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: Jacksonville Jaguars - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **New York Jets to finish with 12 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: New York Jets - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 85 for a naive guess - **Chicago Bears to finish with 8 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Chicago Bears - Verdict: scored 80 out of 100, against 75 for a naive guess - **New Orleans Saints to finish with 11 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: New Orleans Saints - Verdict: scored 60 out of 100, against 75 for a naive guess - **Minnesota Vikings to finish with 8 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Minnesota Vikings - Verdict: scored 80 out of 100, against 25 for a naive guess - **Carolina Panthers to finish with 6 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Carolina Panthers - Verdict: scored 20 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess - **Jacksonville Jaguars to finish with 12 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Jacksonville Jaguars - Verdict: scored 40 out of 100, against 95 for a naive guess - **Los Angeles Chargers to finish with 11 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Los Angeles Chargers - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 15 for a naive guess - **New York Giants to finish with 8 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: New York Giants - Verdict: scored 60 out of 100, against 45 for a naive guess - **Tennessee Titans to finish with 7 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Tennessee Titans - Verdict: scored 80 out of 100, against 65 for a naive guess - **Cincinnati Bengals to finish with 11 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Cincinnati Bengals - Verdict: scored 60 out of 100, against 75 for a naive guess - **Baltimore Ravens to finish with 11 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Baltimore Ravens - Verdict: scored 60 out of 100, against 25 for a naive guess - **Green Bay Packers to finish with 7 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Green Bay Packers - Verdict: scored 60 out of 100, against 85 for a naive guess - **New York Jets to make the playoffs** - Kind: Playoff Picks · About: New York Jets - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess - **Atlanta Falcons to finish with 9 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Atlanta Falcons - Verdict: scored 60 out of 100, against 85 for a naive guess - **Pittsburgh Steelers to finish with 10 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Pittsburgh Steelers - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 75 for a naive guess - **Seattle Seahawks to finish with 11 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Seattle Seahawks - Verdict: scored 60 out of 100, against 95 for a naive guess - **Houston Texans to finish with 5 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Houston Texans - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 15 for a naive guess - **Buffalo Bills to finish with 11 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Buffalo Bills - Verdict: scored 100 out of 100, against 95 for a naive guess - **Los Angeles Rams to finish with 4 wins** - Kind: Season Win Totals · About: Los Angeles Rams - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 35 for a naive guess - **Justin Herbert to finish top 1 at his position, by passing yards** - Kind: Positional Finishes · About: Justin Herbert, Los Angeles Chargers - Verdict: scored 0 out of 100, against 0 for a naive guess ## Who this take is about - Cincinnati Bengals — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/bengals - San Francisco 49ers — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/49ers - Jacksonville Jaguars — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/jaguars - Kansas City Chiefs — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/chiefs - Detroit Lions — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/lions - Dallas Cowboys — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/cowboys - New Orleans Saints — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/saints - New York Jets — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/jets - Micah Parsons — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/players/micah-parsons - Ja'Marr Chase — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/players/ja-marr-chase - Joe Burrow — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/players/joe-burrow - Tampa Bay Buccaneers — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/buccaneers - Denver Broncos — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/broncos - New England Patriots — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/patriots - Las Vegas Raiders — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/raiders - Buffalo Bills — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/bills - Los Angeles Chargers — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/chargers - Baltimore Ravens — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/ravens - Cleveland Browns — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/browns - Miami Dolphins — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/dolphins - Philadelphia Eagles — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/eagles - Nick Chubb — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/players/nick-chubb - Seattle Seahawks — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/seahawks - Atlanta Falcons — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/falcons - Arizona Cardinals — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/cardinals - Washington Commanders — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/commanders - Indianapolis Colts — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/colts - Amon-Ra St. Brown — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/players/amon-ra-st-brown - Chicago Bears — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/bears - Minnesota Vikings — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/vikings - Carolina Panthers — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/panthers - New York Giants — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/giants - Tennessee Titans — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/titans - Green Bay Packers — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/packers - Pittsburgh Steelers — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/steelers - Houston Texans — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/texans - Los Angeles Rams — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/teams/rams - Justin Herbert — https://missedtakes.co/nfl/players/justin-herbert ## What others said about the same people - Chris Simms on Kansas City Chiefs: Simms went through the entire Week 3 slate with straight-up winners and predicted final scores, taking Jacksonville, Buffalo, Cincinnati, Detroit, Houston, Carolina, Kansas City, Seattle, the Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Minnesota, San Francisco, Denver and Philadelphia. He also expected Zay Flowers and Puka Nacua to sit, Kyler Murray to play, and said Marvin Harrison Jr. projects as no better than a good No. 2 or high-end No. 3 receiver. — https://missedtakes.co/opinions/662b7ba3-1bf6-4ad0-9f93-9f2ab83143fd (scored 100) - Connor Rogers on New York Giants: Rogers picked Detroit, Houston, Carolina, Kansas City, Seattle and the Giants to win their Week 3 games, saying the Chiefs win by two touchdowns and the Giants by a field goal. — https://missedtakes.co/opinions/83d1e88b-95a0-45ba-83d3-f86297170c6c (scored 100) - Chris Long on Cincinnati Bengals: Long liked the Rams over the Broncos on Sunday night even without Puka Nacua, and expected the Bills to beat the winless Chargers in Buffalo. He also backed the Bengals over the Steelers, expected an angry Detroit team to handle the Jets, and still thought both the Lions and Vikings could win the NFC North. — https://missedtakes.co/opinions/3df9ea25-e57f-4fd7-b20c-c910a1c3633a (scored 0) - Steven Ruiz on Las Vegas Raiders: Previewing Week 3, Ruiz picked the Ravens to beat the Cowboys in Brazil, Jacksonville over New England in a low-scoring game, an upset by the Broncos over the Rams, the Raiders over the Saints, the Eagles over the Bears, the Lions over the Jets, and his Hail Mary that Houston beats Indianapolis by two touchdowns. — https://missedtakes.co/opinions/a30ff469-4972-4c48-855b-ba984e4de9d0 (scored 100) - Nate Tice on Baltimore Ravens: Tice matched his guest on every Week 3 game, picking the Ravens over the Cowboys, the Jaguars over the Patriots in a close game, the Broncos to upset the Rams, the Raiders over the Saints, the Eagles over the Bears and the Lions over the Jets. — https://missedtakes.co/opinions/b8378e16-ea5c-4107-a883-28aaf0e71134 (scored 100) - Chris Simms on Green Bay Packers: Simms picked the Packers to beat the Falcons in the Thursday night game by a low score, expecting a defensive struggle. — https://missedtakes.co/opinions/b12420c5-837c-4a24-8a8e-c74b10cc697c (scored 9.52) --- Accuracy is 0-100 against what actually happened. 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