Carter Bahns· Sep 28, 2026
Bahns argues the Dolphins, already 0-3 and now without De'Von Achane for the season, are among the least talented rosters ever and face a brutal schedule, identifying five road/home dates (at the Jets, at the Colts, vs. the Jets, at the Packers, vs. the Chargers) as their most winnable games while doubting they can even approach their projected win total.
“But if any franchise can be the first to drop every matchup on a 17-game schedule, it is this one.”
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- Game Outcome PicksMiami DolphinsSep 28, 2026
Miami Dolphins to beat New York Jets
“These games project as the most winnable opportunities on the gauntlet: Week 7 | New York Jets | Away”
Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.
- Game Outcome PicksMiami DolphinsSep 28, 2026
Miami Dolphins to beat Indianapolis Colts
“These games project as the most winnable opportunities on the gauntlet: Week 10 | Indianapolis Colts | Away”
Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.
- Game Outcome PicksMiami DolphinsSep 28, 2026
Miami Dolphins to beat New York Jets
“These games project as the most winnable opportunities on the gauntlet: Week 12 | New York Jets | Home”
Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.
- Game Outcome PicksMiami DolphinsSep 28, 2026
Miami Dolphins to beat Green Bay Packers
“These games project as the most winnable opportunities on the gauntlet: Week 15 | Green Bay Packers | Away”
Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.
- Game Outcome PicksMiami DolphinsSep 28, 2026
Miami Dolphins to beat Los Angeles Chargers
“These games project as the most winnable opportunities on the gauntlet: Week 16 | Los Angeles Chargers | Home”
Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.
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