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Tucker FranklinJun 29, 2026

Tucker Franklin tiered all 32 NFL teams on the show's preseason "ass list," placing the Rams alone at the top (badass) and the Bills next, with the Jets, Dolphins and Cardinals in the bottom "Jets" tier.

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What Tucker Franklin said

The Bills are the only team I have in Not Ass.
Tucker Franklin’s words, quoted for attribution
The episode
That Football Show 6/29: Ranking Every NFL Team Before Training Camp Starts
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  1. Power Rankings

    “It is Jets, Dolphins, and Cardinals... Panthers, Titans, Raiders, Browns... I do have the Colts in there... I have Minnesota in that tier. I have Atlanta in that tier, and I have New Orleans... the Jacksonville Jaguars, the David Beckhamers... the Pittsburgh Steelers... and the New York Giants... I've got the Eagles. I've got the Cowboys. I've got the Bengals, the Lions, and the Bears... I had the Patriots, the Broncos, the Packers, and the Chargers... I've got the Niners... the Texans... the Ravens in kinda ass... The Seahawks... I have the Chiefs and the kinda ass tier... The Bills are the only team I have in Not Ass... Rams are badass for me.”

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