John Pluym#82 of 87 NFL pundits · Sep 9, 2026
Pluym's Week 1 straight-up picks for all 16 games.
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John Pluym, the lead quote
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- The piece
- NFL Week 1 Picks From the MMQB Staff: Texans Host Bills in Early AFC Clash
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- SaidSep 9
- PlayedSep 9–14
- GradedSep 11–16
Box score, by kind
HitCloseMissWaiting| Group | Hits | Close | Misses | Waiting | Calls |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Game Outcome Picks | 10 | 0 | 6 | 0 | |
| All | 10 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
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How each call scored
16 checkable claims — 16 game outcome picks — each graded on its own rather than as one all-or-nothing call.
It names 16 players and teams, each linked to their own record.
All 16 have settled, averaging 62.5 out of 100, against 62.5 for a naive guess at the same calls.
Each call is scored 0 to 100 against what happened, on its own, by the published methodology. The naive guess is what knowing nothing would have scored on the same calls; the gap, weighted by how hard the call was, is the skill.
Game Outcome Picks10 hits · 6 missesShow ▸Hide ▾
- Chiefs 31–10Broncos at Chiefs100Hit
100 − 100 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 14): Chiefs by 2.5 · favorite pick, Chiefs 54%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- KC
- score:
- 10-31
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- KC
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- KC
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- Raiders 27–13Dolphins at Raiders100Hit
100 − 100 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Raiders by 3 · favorite pick, Raiders 60%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- LV
- score:
- 13-27
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- LV
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- LV
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- Lions 31–30Saints at Lions100Hit
100 − 100 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Lions by 7 · favorite pick, Lions about 3 in 4 (73%).
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- DET
- score:
- 30-31
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- DET
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- DET
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- Vikings 39–22Packers at Vikings100Hit
100 − 100 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Vikings by 1.5 · a toss-up, Packers 47%, Vikings 53%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- MIN
- score:
- 22-39
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- MIN
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- MIN
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- Jets 23–10Jets at Titans0Miss
0 − 0 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Titans by 1.5 · a toss-up, Jets 48%, Titans 52%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- NYJ
- score:
- 23-10
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- TEN
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 0
- baseline:
- 0
- the naive pick:
- TEN
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- Ravens 41–23Ravens at Colts100Hit
100 − 0 naive = 100 × 2 difficulty = +200 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Ravens by 3 · favorite pick, Ravens 59%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- BAL
- score:
- 41-23
- skill:
- 200
- they picked:
- BAL
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 0
- the naive pick:
- IND
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- Steelers 20–13Falcons at Steelers100Hit
100 − 100 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Steelers by 6.5 · favorite pick, Steelers 72%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- PIT
- score:
- 13-20
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- PIT
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- PIT
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- Bears 59–37Bears at Panthers0Miss
0 − 0 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Bears by 3 · underdog pick, Panthers 40%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- CHI
- score:
- 59-37
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- CAR
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 0
- baseline:
- 0
- the naive pick:
- CAR
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- Jaguars 34–10Browns at Jaguars100Hit
100 − 100 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Jaguars by 8.5 · favorite pick, Jaguars about 4 in 5 (79%).
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- JAX
- score:
- 10-34
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- JAX
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- JAX
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- Bills 36–31Bills at Texans0Miss
0 − 0 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Bills by 1.5 · a toss-up, Bills 50%, Texans 50%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- BUF
- score:
- 36-31
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- HOU
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 0
- baseline:
- 0
- the naive pick:
- HOU
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- Giants 28–20Cowboys at Giants0Miss
0 − 100 naive = −100 × 2 difficulty = −200 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Cowboys by 3 · favorite pick, Cowboys 60%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- NYG
- score:
- 20-28
- skill:
- −200
- they picked:
- DAL
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 0
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- NYG
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
Philadelphia Eagles to beat Commanders
“Commanders at Eagles — John Pluym: Eagles”
Eagles 24–22Commanders at Eagles100Hit100 − 100 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Eagles by 6 · favorite pick, Eagles about 2 in 3 (68%).
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- PHI
- score:
- 22-24
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- PHI
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- PHI
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
Cincinnati Bengals to beat Buccaneers
“Buccaneers at Bengals — John Pluym: Bengals”
Bengals 33–27Buccaneers at Bengals100Hit100 − 100 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Bengals by 3.5 · favorite pick, Bengals about 2 in 3 (64%).
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- CIN
- score:
- 27-33
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- CIN
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- CIN
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
Los Angeles Chargers to beat Cardinals
“Cardinals at Chargers — John Pluym: Chargers”
Cardinals 26–14Cardinals at Chargers0Miss0 − 0 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 13): Chargers by 8.5 · favorite pick, Chargers about 4 in 5 (79%).
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- ARI
- score:
- 26-14
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- LAC
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 0
- baseline:
- 0
- the naive pick:
- LAC
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- 49ers 27–749ers at Rams0Miss
0 − 0 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 10): Rams by 3.5 · favorite pick, Rams about 2 in 3 (66%).
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- SF
- score:
- 27-7
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- LAR
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 0
- baseline:
- 0
- the naive pick:
- LAR
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
- Seahawks 13–10Patriots at Seahawks100Hit
100 − 100 naive = 0 × 2 difficulty = 0 skill
Closing line (Sep 9): Seahawks by 3 · favorite pick, Seahawks 60%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- SEA
- score:
- 10-13
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- SEA
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- SEA
- difficulty:
- 2
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 18
The games in this take
every pundit’s pick on each- Patriots at SeahawksSeahawks 13Patriots 1027 calls →
- 49ers at Rams49ers 27Rams 735 calls →
- Saints at LionsLions 31Saints 3020 calls →
- Jets at TitansJets 23Titans 1020 calls →
- Falcons at SteelersSteelers 20Falcons 1327 calls →
- Browns at JaguarsJaguars 34Browns 1037 calls →
- Ravens at ColtsRavens 41Colts 2320 calls →
- Bills at TexansBills 36Texans 3134 calls →
- Bears at PanthersBears 59Panthers 3723 calls →
- Buccaneers at BengalsBengals 33Buccaneers 2724 calls →
- Cardinals at ChargersCardinals 26Chargers 1420 calls →
- Dolphins at RaidersRaiders 27Dolphins 1339 calls →
- Packers at VikingsVikings 39Packers 2235 calls →
- Commanders at EaglesEagles 24Commanders 2227 calls →
- Cowboys at GiantsGiants 28Cowboys 2032 calls →
- Broncos at ChiefsChiefs 31Broncos 1042 calls →
Who this take is about
Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, Detroit Lions, Minnesota Vikings, Tennessee Titans, Baltimore Ravens, Pittsburgh Steelers, Carolina Panthers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Houston Texans, Dallas Cowboys, Philadelphia Eagles, Cincinnati Bengals, Los Angeles Chargers, Los Angeles Rams, Seattle Seahawks
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More game outcome picks
The same kind of call, about other players and teams.
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