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John Middlekauff is a former NFL scout and former contributor to The Athletic Bay Area who now appears regularly on The Colin Cowherd Podcast and The Herd with Colin Cowherd. His predictions span the NFL calendar — draft positioning, win totals, playoff berths, Super Bowl picks — with particular attention to teams like the 49ers, Chiefs, and Bears. He digs into roster construction and coaching decisions, whether it's evaluating quarterback prospects like Jaxson Dart and Ty Simpson or debating whether the Steelers are headed for disaster. The scouting background shows in how he frames things: fit, scheme, and where a player lands on the depth chart.
Writes at The Colin Cowherd Podcast (podcast)
Every take from John Middlekauff, including the ones still waiting →
Is John Middlekauff accurate? Across 113 graded calls in 35 articles, John Middlekauff scores 60.95% accuracy and a MissedTakes Score of 12.23, which means their calls were better than a naive guess on the same claims. That is an established record: thirty or more graded articles.
96.01% of their claims were specific enough to check. Most of what they said committed to something.
Every number here is computed from the published methodology, and every call below shows its own arithmetic.
Computed, never chosen: the best article-weighted record among eligible pundits over a completed period. Eligibility follows the leaderboard’s bar — provisional records cannot win.
16 of 35 graded articles on this page, newest first — page 1 of 3.
Seattle Seahawks to beat Washington
“Seattle, Washington, Chiefs, Miami... if Seattle maintains the same edge that they had on defense against the Patriots... Mariota doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell... those got blowout written all over them”
Kansas City Chiefs to beat Miami
“the Chiefs now, Monday night football, Sunday night football, getting up for road game against, I'm pretty sure, the least talented team in the league. If they try, that's a massacre.”
Cincinnati Bengals to beat Pittsburgh
“So Pittsburgh loses this thing... to me, the only way I see Cincinnati not winning this game is like it's going to have to be one of those banana Steelers defense do crazy shit.”
Tennessee Titans to beat New York Giants
“If Jameis is taking snaps, I gotta take the Titans... I like the Titans.”
Seattle Seahawks to beat Washington
“Seattle, Washington, Kansas City, Miami, those... Those got blowout written all over them... if those two teams try, it will not be close.”
Kansas City Chiefs to beat Miami
“the Chiefs now, Monday night football, Sunday night football, getting up for road game against, I'm pretty sure, the least talented team in the league. If they try, that's a massacre.”
Cincinnati Bengals to beat Pittsburgh
“So this is why I like Cincinnati... to me, the only way I see Cincinnati not winning this game is like it's going to have to be one of those banana Steelers defense do crazy shit.”
Philadelphia Eagles to beat Tennessee
“This is a game where the Eagles should win by like 20 points and just smother them. And definitely defensively with Fangio, this could get really, really ugly for Cam Ward.”
San Francisco 49ers to beat Dolphins
“The Niners play the Dolphins... But Niners should murder them.”
San Francisco 49ers to beat Dolphins
“So the Browns might have something to say about that as well. But Niners should murder them.”
Philadelphia Eagles to beat Tennessee
“This is a game where the Eagles should win by like 20 points and just smother them.”
Pittsburgh Steelers to beat New England
“I'm taking Pittsburgh in this spot. Pittsburgh's defense looked pretty solid.”
San Francisco 49ers to beat Rams
“But I think the 49ers won the game. I do. ... So 49ers to win the game. Yes.”
Seattle Seahawks to beat New England
“And I think tonight's a good example of I expect Seattle to win... to me, this is a 10-point game by Seattle.”
Seattle Seahawks to beat New England
“like them to win by three and a half, like them to win outright”
Matt Moore to be picked at number 1
“everyone's Saying Arch banning is the number one overall. Pick i'm rooting for. HIM ... but based on what we saw last. Year number one overall Pick Dante. Moore”
Fernando Mendoza to be picked at number 1
“I think we see one quarterback get drafted and That's Fernando mendez at number one... So fernando goes one”
Ty Simpson to be picked “does not go in the first round” (picks 1–32)
“I do not think That Ty simpson goes in the first round... SO i do not think Ty simpson's off the board On thursday night”
Jeremiyah Love to be picked “does not go in the top five” (picks 1–5)
“so my bold prediction Is Jeremiah love does not go in the top five”
Sonny Styles to be picked at number 4
“I do think The titans can Go Sony styles because everyone's telling me they're gonna Ta jeremiah... so you Go mendoza the two pass Rushers. Styles”
Omar Cooper to be 2nd wide receiver off the board
“So Omar Cooper, second wide receiver off the board.”
Jeremiyah Love to be picked at number 4
“I think the Titan at four could take Jeremiah Love. I wouldn't even overthink it. Get this star running back.”
Kenyon Sadiq to be picked “top ten” (picks 1–10)
“Sadik. I mean that's I don't know if he's gonna go top five, but he's going in the top ten.”
Fernando Mendoza to be picked at number 1
“The only thing we know for certain is for Mendoza is going number one.”
Carnell Tate to be picked “top twenty” (picks 1–20)
“And Carnel Tate same thing. He's gonna go in the top twenty.”
Caleb Downs to be picked “lock top ten pick” (picks 1–10)
“Caleb Downs I didn't even think did that much at the combine. Don't blame him, He's a lock top ten pick”
Jeremiyah Love to be picked “not sniffing falling out of the top ten; goes as high as four with the Giants, farthest fall would be the Saints at eight” (picks 1–10)
“So I think the I think Jeremiah lovkick goes high as four with the Titans, I mean the Giants... I think the farthest key word of quote unquote fall would be the Saints at eight... he's not sniffing falling out of the of the top ten.”
Fernando Mendoza to be picked at number 1
“Well, I think it's a one hundred cent lock. Mendoza is the pick.”
Sam Darnold to finish top 10 at his position, by passing yards
“Well, I think he's easily a top ten quarterback. And one thing that he's proven that no one would have believed a couple of years ago.”
Jacksonville Jaguars to beat Bills
“But just based on the way they're playing, it'd be hard to go against the Jags.”
Los Angeles Rams to beat Carolina
“Now I'd be stunned if they won, but I could see if the weather's weird, you just never know.”
Fernando Mendoza to be picked at number 1
“now they're going to draft Fernando Mendoza number one overall... I think he's no brainer number one based on this CLASS”
Lamar Jackson to win MVP
“Josh all and Lamar Jackson are gonna continue to rack up MVPs. I would be stunned if one of those two guys doesn't win the MVP this year.”
Josh Allen to win MVP
“Josh all and Lamar Jackson are gonna continue to rack up MVPs. I would be stunned if one of those two guys doesn't win the MVP this year.”
John Mateer to be picked “first round pick” (picks 1–32)
“And John Mattier is going to be a first round pick.”
John Mateer to be picked “top fifteen to twenty pick” (picks 1–15)
“He will be in the Heisman mix, and he will be discussed as a top fifteen to twenty pick.”
Caleb Williams to disappoint at the next level
“if I was a betting man right now, I would say this is not gonna work. I don't think Caleb is good... you would put money on Caleb Williams not working out... worst case scenario, Kayleb Williams is a bust, which is a tough word to say when you draft a guy number one overall”
Seattle Seahawks to win the division
“to me, there is not a better long shot on the board to win their division than five to one Seattle”
Minnesota Vikings to beat Chicago
“I like Minnesota in this game... I expect this to be a lower scoring like seventeen to fourteen type game, and if in that situation, I'm just gonna take Flores in Minnesota”