John Middlekauff· Oct 9, 2026
Reacting to the Cowboys' loss to Tampa Bay, Middlekauff said Dallas' defense is so lost that they look like a two- or three-win team. He expects Jacksonville to blow out the Eagles in London, likes the Bears over a Packers team he calls a disaster, and figures George Pickens isn't going anywhere in Dallas.
“But now for four straight weeks when you've watched the Cowboys, they look like one of those teams that ends up winning two or three games.”
said on air or in an interview · 3 and Out with John Middlekauff (podcast) · read the original →
4 checkable claims — 2 game outcome picks, 1 season win total and 1 trade and signing call — each graded on its own rather than as one all-or-nothing call.
It names 4 players and teams, each linked to their own record.
2 of 4 have settled so far, averaging 50 out of 100, against 100 for a naive guess at the same calls.
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Who this take is about
The games in this take
- Eagles at Jaguars 33 calls
- Bears at Packers 49 calls
4 checkable claims in this take
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- Game Outcome PicksChicago BearsOct 9, 2026
Chicago Bears to beat Packers
“And this is a game where I go, I don't like, I love the Bears... And I think the Packers are an absolute disaster.”
Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-178 skillHow this was scored
- won:
- GB
- score:
- 7-31
- skill:
- −178
- they picked:
- CHI
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 0
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- GB
- difficulty:
- 1.78
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 14
Closing line (Oct 11): Bears by 1.5 · a toss-up, Bears 53%, Packers 47%.
- Game Outcome PicksJacksonville JaguarsOct 9, 2026
Jacksonville Jaguars to beat Eagles
“So I'll be stunned if, honestly, if the Eagles keep it close. If you told me to guess the score right now, I'd say like, 28-10, 27-10, 31-10, something like that.”
Hit · 100Scored 100a naive guess scored 100+0 skillHow this was scored
- won:
- JAX
- score:
- 17-19
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- JAX
- season:
- 2026
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- JAX
- difficulty:
- 1.78
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 14
Closing line (Oct 11): Jaguars by 7.5 · favorite pick, Jaguars about 3 in 4 (76%).
- Season Win TotalsDallas CowboysOct 9, 2026
Dallas Cowboys to finish with 2–3 wins
“But now for four straight weeks when you've watched the Cowboys, they look like one of those teams that ends up winning two or three games because their defense, no one has any clue where to go.”
Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.
George Pickens to move to Dallas Cowboys
“These guys are under contract. You know, I imagine Pickens ain't going anywhere.”
Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.
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