Ryan ReynoldsSep 12, 2023
Reynolds ranks all 32 NFL teams in their Week 2 power rankings, with the 49ers first and the Cardinals last. Along the way they predict the Saints can reach double-digit wins, that the Browns and Buccaneers could start 2-0, that the Chargers are positioned to start 3-1, that a Texans 0-5 start is possible, and that Carolina will struggle over its first six games.
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What Ryan Reynolds said
our reading, beside the words we read it fromIf Purdy continues to play like he did on opening day, the 49ers are the team to beat in the NFC.
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- The 33rd Team
- The piece
- 2023 NFL Week 2 Power Rankings: Cowboys Rise Into Top 5, Jets Tumble | The 33rd Team
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- SaidSep 12, 2023
- GradedAug 5–17, 2026
- 1Cleveland Browns to beat Pittsburgh Steelers“If Cleveland's defense plays this well in Pittsburgh on Monday night, the Browns could start 2-0.”
- 2Power Rankings“NFL Week 2 Power Rankings — 1. San Francisco 49ers ... 32. Arizona Cardinals”
- 3Tampa Bay Buccaneers to beat Chicago Bears“A similar outing from both units could lead to a 2-0 start with a home game vs. Chicago on deck.”
- 4New Orleans Saints to finish with 10 wins“Given their league-easiest schedule, the Saints can finish with double-digit wins if they finish more drives while playing effective defense.”
- 5Season Win Totals“Los Angeles is still well-positioned to start 3-1.”
Box score
HitCloseMissWaiting| Verdict | Call | Kind | What happened | Score | Naive | Skill |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cleveland Browns to beat Pittsburgh Steelers1 | Game Outcome Picks | — | 0 | 100 | −194 | |
| “NFL Week 2 Power Rankings — 1. San Francisco 49ers ... 32.…”2 | Power Rankings | — | 82.86 | 70.88 | +23.25 | |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers to beat Chicago Bears3 | Game Outcome Picks | — | 100 | 100 | 0 | |
| New Orleans Saints to finish with 10 wins4 | Season Win Totals | 9 | 80 | 75 | +9.7 | |
| “Los Angeles is still well-positioned to start 3-1.”5 | Season Win Totals | — | — | — | — | |
| 5 calls · 3 hits · 1 miss · 1 too vague to check | 65.7 | 86.5 | ||||
Game calls show that game’s closing betting line under their grade: a dated fact from nflverse, for context and never part of a grade. MissedTakes takes no bets and earns nothing from any sportsbook.
How each call scored
a naive guessbetter than naiveworse than naive5 claims — 2 game outcome picks, 2 season win totals and 1 power ranking — the 4 we can check each graded on its own rather than as one all-or-nothing call.
It names 4 players and teams, each linked to their own record.
All 4 calls we can check have settled, averaging 65.7 out of 100, against 86.5 for a naive guess at the same calls.
The other one was too vague to check, so it is not graded.
Each call is scored 0 to 100 against what happened, on its own, by the published methodology. The naive guess is what knowing nothing would have scored on the same calls; the gap, weighted by how hard the call was, is the skill.
1Game Outcome PicksCleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns to beat Pittsburgh Steelers
VerdictMiss0Miss · naive 1000this call−100a naive guess=−100worse than naive×1.94difficulty=−194skillClosing line (Sep 18): Browns by 2.5 · favorite pick, Browns 57%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- PIT
- score:
- 22-26
- skill:
- −194
- they picked:
- CLE
- season:
- 2023
- accuracy:
- 0
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- PIT
- difficulty:
- 1.94
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 17
“NFL Week 2 Power Rankings — 1. San Francisco 49ers ... 32. Arizona Cardinals”
VerdictHit82.86Hit · naive 70.8882.86this call−70.88a naive guess=11.98better than naive×1.94difficulty=+23.25skillThink this is wrong?How this was scored
- skill:
- 23.25
- method:
- spearman
- season:
- 2023
- accuracy:
- 82.86
- baseline:
- 70.88
- difficulty:
- 1.94
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- teams ranked:
- 32
- weeks left when called:
- 17
3Game Outcome PicksTampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers to beat Chicago Bears
VerdictHit100Hit · naive 100100this call−100a naive guess=0better than naive×1.94difficulty=0skillClosing line (Sep 17): Buccaneers by 2.5 · favorite pick, Buccaneers 55%.
Think this is wrong?How this was scored
- won:
- TB
- score:
- 17-27
- skill:
- 0
- they picked:
- TB
- season:
- 2023
- accuracy:
- 100
- baseline:
- 100
- the naive pick:
- TB
- difficulty:
- 1.94
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 17
4Season Win TotalsNew Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints to finish with 10 wins
What happened9called 1080Hit · naive 7580this call−75a naive guess=5better than naive×1.94difficulty=+9.7skillThink this is wrong?How this was scored
- team:
- NO
- naive:
- 7.75
- skill:
- 9.7
- what happened:
- 9
- season:
- 2023
- zero credit this far off:
- 5
- accuracy:
- 80
- baseline:
- 75
- they said:
- 10
- difficulty:
- 1.94
- weeks in the season:
- 18
- weeks left when called:
- 17
5Season Win TotalsLos Angeles Chargers
“Los Angeles is still well-positioned to start 3-1.”
VerdictToo vague to checkToo vague to check: we could not tell what would count as right, so it stays on the record without a score.
- All
The take as a whole
the average of 4 settled calls, each counted once
65.7naive 86.5
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