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John Middlekauff· Sep 18, 2026

Middlekauff declares the Bills will win the AFC East over the Patriots, picks the Steelers, Eagles and 49ers in Week 2 matchups, pegs win totals for the Saints, Texans and Buccaneers, has the Cowboys winning the NFC East, expects Nico Collins to miss the Bengals-Texans game, and says Derrick Henry will climb to a top-five all-time rusher.

“The Bills are winning the AFC East.”

said on air or in an interview · The Herd with Colin Cowherd (podcast) · read the original →

10 checkable claims — 3 game outcome picks, 3 season win totals, 2 division winners, 1 availability call and 1 positional finishe — each graded on its own rather than as one all-or-nothing bet.

It names 11 players and teams, each linked to their own record.

3 of 10 have settled so far, averaging 66.7 out of 100, against 66.7 for a naive guess at the same calls.

Of the 3 unsettled calls enough other pundits have weighed in on, this one lands above the room on 1 and below it on 2.

Where this call stands in the room

Houston Texans · 2026 season · wins

13 calls from 8 pundits between 1 wins and 13 wins. John Middlekauff said 10 wins. the room's median is 11 wins. not settled yet

John Middlekauff — 10 winsthe room — 13 calls from 8 punditsmedian 11 wins

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Who this take is about

The games in this take

10 checkable claims in this take

Each one is scored on its own against the published methodology. A pundit naming several outcomes is graded on each, not on all-or-nothing.

  • Philadelphia Eagles to beat Tennessee

    “This is a game where the Eagles should win by like 20 points and just smother them.”

    Hit · 100Scored 100a naive guess scored 0+194 skill
    How this was scored
    won:
    PHI
    score:
    24-20
    skill:
    194
    they picked:
    PHI
    season:
    2026
    accuracy:
    100
    baseline:
    0
    the naive pick:
    TEN
    difficulty:
    1.94
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    17

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  • Pittsburgh Steelers to beat New England

    “I'm taking Pittsburgh in this spot. Pittsburgh's defense looked pretty solid.”

    Miss · 0Scored 0a naive guess scored 100-194 skill
    How this was scored
    won:
    NE
    score:
    3-20
    skill:
    -194
    they picked:
    PIT
    season:
    2026
    accuracy:
    0
    baseline:
    100
    the naive pick:
    NE
    difficulty:
    1.94
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    17

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  • San Francisco 49ers to beat Dolphins

    “So the Browns might have something to say about that as well. But Niners should murder them.”

    Hit · 100Scored 100a naive guess scored 100+0 skill
    How this was scored
    won:
    SF
    score:
    13-35
    skill:
    0
    they picked:
    SF
    season:
    2026
    accuracy:
    100
    baseline:
    100
    the naive pick:
    SF
    difficulty:
    1.94
    weeks in the season:
    18
    weeks left when called:
    17

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  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers to finish with ? wins

    “you beat Tampa, who they're not what they probably were a couple years ago, but they're still probably an eight or nine win team”

    Too vague to check — we could not tell what would count as right.

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  • New Orleans Saints to finish with 9 wins

    “I think eight and a half's a lot if you're someone like me and think the Saints are like a nine-win team.”

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.

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  • Houston Texans to finish with 10 wins

    “Even if Houston went 0-2, they're still probably a 10-win team.”

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.

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  • Derrick Henry to finish top 5 at his position, by rushing yards

    “when all the dust settles, assuming he just stays healthy this year, he is going to jolt way up. Like all of a sudden, he's going to be a top five rusher of all time.”

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.

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  • “you're coming into this game and it looks like Nico Collins is not going to be able to play (Cincinnati at Houston, Week 2)”

    Not settled yet. This is graded once the result is in.

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  • Buffalo Bills to win the division

    “the Patriots, the Bills are winning this division. The Bills are winning this division... They're not winning this. The Bills are winning the AFC East.”

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  • Dallas Cowboys to win the division

    “And it makes me a little nervous as someone that has the Cowboys winning this division.”

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